Cheese

I mean, who doesn’t like cheese. It’s the answer to World Peace and which Monty Python skit is the second funniest. (Of course the “Dead Parrot” skit is number one.)

But I was picking at a plate of Camembert when I recalled this time I was swimming in a friend’s above ground pool and her dog jumped in to swim with me. She immediately started laughing out loud – my friend, that is, not her dog. “Star has never gotten into the pool before,” she told me. “She loves you.”

Soon after that, I was appointed to the Federal Bench.